Excuse me, I’m doing a survey of the cheesiest pickup lines. Do you think it would be ‘What’s your sign?’, ‘Do you come here often?’, or ‘Excuse me, I’m doing a survey of the cheesiest pickup lines.’”

1 year ago

“Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”

1 year ago

“Hi, I’m Doug. That’s God spelled backwards, with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.”

1 year ago

“Let’s make like fabric softener, and ‘Snuggle’.”

1 year ago

“Are you religious? because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

1 year ago

“You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.”

1 year ago

“You must be a terrorist, because you’re the bomb.”

1 year ago

“I’m not trying to impress you or anything…but…I’M BATMAN!”

1 year ago

“You be my Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”

1 year ago

“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can follow me any time you want to.

1 year ago